"I . . . what?"
"You heard me. We should go out and do something. Like, go out to eat, or go shopping. I don't wanna stay in the house all day."
"Um, okay. I'll have to ask Kevin."
"You never know what your schedule is, is the problem. You should just write your stuff down on the calendar."
"I should write murders on the calendar? Are you serious?"
"No. I . . . no. No. I'm not putting murders on the calendar, Johnny. Christ. What the hell time is it? It's too early for this."
"It's eleven, dumbass."
"Oh. Fine. Well, it's still too early."
Jack is a hitman, Johnny is his boyfriend. Johnny does not know why Jack can't just keep track of his job like everybody else.
Happy late Valentine's Day!